Welcome to the new and exciting world of beefcarcass.com! Some of you may remember us as sliceofhell.com, but those days are DEAD. GONE. GET ‘EM OUTTA HERE.
Why the name change? It’s quite simple, really: because I now worship at the altar of an all-beef god. I would tell you his name, but it cannot be pronounced by a human tongue.
But don’t worry! Beefcarcass.com promises to keep up the occasional effort and mild enthusiasm we’ve come to be known for.
And if you’re new to our website, you might want to check out our stuff:
Read the bizarre life stories of our resident gas bag, Harvey Cracker!
Do you like shitty comic strips? Check these out!
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I have to go now. My mom made enchiladas.
Very excited about this
Okay, but why