Looking for the top ten restaurants in Milford, NJ? First, how did you find Milford? Who told you about it? Did you wake up here after another one of your benders? You really need to get your shit together. But before you do, here are the ten best restaurants in this godforsaken zip code: 1. […]
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I do not understand tits. What is the matter with you people? Why wouldn’t you just lay an egg and be done with it? And what’s the deal with milk? You just squirt milk now? How are you not disgusted with your species as a whole? Call me old-fashioned, but I just don’t get it.
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God’s wrath is total and without end. You should fear the fires of His eternal damnation at every waking moment. Become as obsessed with avoiding Hell as you are with sending your many enemies there to burn. It is the only sane way to live. With that in mind, here are ten tips to help
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I met George Lucas one summer in an Acme supermarket. It was your standard meet-cute: we both reached for the same box of mushrooms at the same time when our hands brushed against each other. I noticed the man’s hands were smooth as a baby’s ass. “Oh,” I said, chuckling. “I’m sorry.” “No, no,” the
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