Dishes

Hello.

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Santa

Santa.

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THAT TIME I MET SANTA CLAUS

The line ahead of me seemed to stretch on forever, infinite bodies winding through a labyrinth of velvet ropes. Noisy children wiped the snot from their noses. Tired parents struggled with bags and boxes under the shadow of a great fake pine tree that reached all the way up to the third floor of the

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Spud & Archie: Creek

Creek.

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THAT TIME I GOT THE VACCINE

“Can I see your vaccination card?” It was my third dose. The booster. I fished the card from my busted up wallet. The card was crumpled and bent. “Keeping good care of it, I see,” the middle-aged Asian man said, real condescending like. I chuckled politely, like I thought it was a joke. But he

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Internets

Sad.

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Kiefer

Sutherland.

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THANKSGIVING AT AUNT SUSAN’S

I was twelve years old, and the family had been summoned to the casa de Susan for that year’s Thanksgiving holiday bash. Everyone who was anyone would be there. Your favorite cousin Gilroy? He’d be there. Your least favorite uncle Ziggy? You bet he’d be there. And old Grandma Beatrice? Yep, she was going too.

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Kenny Sharkman: Phone

Phone calls.

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The Visit

11-10-22

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THAT TIME I WAS A BABY

I remember thinking, “Hey, queer! Get your queer hands off me!” But the doctor didn’t listen. He pulled me out the same. “Welcome to the world,” the doctor said. “Fuck off!” I said. I decided then and there that I was going to be a bad baby. “Hold on, I have to cut that pesky

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Hair

Hello.

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Mayor

Vote.

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Waffles

Billy.

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Resumé

Zutroy.

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