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Tired of marriage? Wondering why you did this to yourself? Check out beefcarcass.com‘s ten tips for a successful marriage: 1. Tell your spouse you’ve seen prettier, but not by much. This kind of backhanded compliment instills in your spouse the subconscious fear that you might be settling and will encourage them to work harder. 2. […]
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They said it couldn’t be done, not by one man alone, with no experience and no discernible skill set. Here they were, in my very home, my former friends and colleagues, attempting to talk me out of… well, we might as well call it what it was: my destiny. Yes. It was my destiny to
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Are you like me? Does the concept of promoting your stupid trash confuse and irritate you? Check out beefcarcass.com‘s ten tips to promote your website: 1. Record yourself performing a sweet bike stunt. If you don’t own a bike, borrow one. Later, when you break your leg in three places and go to the hospital,
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Welcome to sliceofhell.com, a website for everyone who’s ever asked the question: “Why are there not more websites, and why doesn’t the mayor do something about it?” Sliceofhell.com is the hot new website/sex cult, and the brainchild of some guy named Noah Kane. No, I don’t know or care who that is either. But Noah
There I was, in my crocs and a sunhat and a pair of skimpy white shorts. I lowered my oversized cat-eye sunglasses to better gaze upon the pulsating curiosity that seemed to have sprung up overnight, right beside my prize-winning azaleas. It appeared to be an egg of some kind, roughly twice the size of
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