We all know that children are living nightmares, whose general worth has yet to be proven. Here are ten child-rearing tips to better manage your damnable hellions: 1. Children have poor motor skills, and generally can’t wipe themselves until at least the age of fourteen. But even then the child will not be good at […]
Top Ten Child-Rearing Tips Read More »
I think to be a crustacean must be the worst thing in the world. They are truly the shittiest of creatures, bottom-feeding relics of a prehistory best forgotten, with no business or place in this current century. We have computers now. VR headsets. What’s a crab even supposed to do around here? Crustaceans are simply
CRABS ARE BULLSHIT Read More »
CLICK HERE FOR MORE KENNY SHARKMAN
Kenny Sharkman: Office Jerk Read More »
Tired of marriage? Wondering why you did this to yourself? Check out beefcarcass.com‘s ten tips for a successful marriage: 1. Tell your spouse you’ve seen prettier, but not by much. This kind of backhanded compliment instills in your spouse the subconscious fear that you might be settling and will encourage them to work harder. 2.
Ten Tips for a Successful Marriage Read More »
Are you like me? Does the concept of promoting your stupid trash confuse and irritate you? Check out beefcarcass.com‘s ten tips to promote your website: 1. Record yourself performing a sweet bike stunt. If you don’t own a bike, borrow one. Later, when you break your leg in three places and go to the hospital,
Ten Tips to Promote Your Website: Read More »
