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HOW TO EAT A RASPBERRY DANISH
Always wanted to eat a raspberry Danish, but you don’t know how? This is a common problem for assholes. Luckily, beefcarcass.com has ten tips to help you achieve your impossible dream: 1. Wear a necktie. Trust me. 2. No, seriously. You don’t want to be caught eating a Danish without a necktie. 3. Are you
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Top Ten Child-Rearing Tips
We all know that children are living nightmares, whose general worth has yet to be proven. Here are ten child-rearing tips to better manage your damnable hellions: 1. Children have poor motor skills, and generally can’t wipe themselves until at least the age of fourteen. But even then the child will not be good at
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