Noah Wesley, Author at beefcarcass.com

deadbeat duck feeds his family bread in pond water because they suck

Deadbeat Duck: Duck Soup

Comics, Deadbeat Duck / Noah Wesley / July 13, 2022

Soup.

Top Ten Restaurants in Milford, NJ

Blogs, Blogs by Noah / Noah Wesley / July 7, 2022

Looking for the top ten restaurants in Milford, NJ? First, how did you find Milford? Who told you about it? Did you wake up here after another one of your benders? You really need to get your shit together. But before you do, here are the ten best restaurants in this godforsaken zip code: 1.

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Deadbeat Duck: Goose

Comics, Deadbeat Duck / Noah Wesley / July 6, 2022

Duck, duck, goose.

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fly & maggot try to stop some reptile guy but the commissioner is giving them sass

Fly & Maggot: Reptile

Comics, Fly & Maggot / Noah Wesley / July 5, 2022

Every superhero needs a maggot sidekick.

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Fly & Maggot: Head

Comics, Fly & Maggot / Noah Wesley / July 1, 2022

What?

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Deadbeat Duck: ‘Nam

Comics, Deadbeat Duck / Noah Wesley / June 27, 2022

What?

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a shark man talks with his half-human half-shark son about the bloodline

Kenny Sharkman: Bloodline

Comics, Kenny Sharkman: Office Jerk / Noah Wesley / June 23, 2022

Good morning.

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Grandpa

Comics / Noah Wesley / June 21, 2022

Hiya.

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A duck hires a clown for his step-son's birthday. There is something wrong with the clown.

Deadbeat Duck: Birthday Clown

Comics, Deadbeat Duck / Noah Wesley / June 20, 2022

Hi.

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Alien

Comics / Noah Wesley / June 16, 2022

Hello.

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How To Survive Church

Blogs, Blogs by Noah / Noah Wesley / June 15, 2022

God’s wrath is total and without end. You should fear the fires of His eternal damnation at every waking moment. Become as obsessed with avoiding Hell as you are with sending your many enemies there to burn. It is the only sane way to live. With that in mind, here are ten tips to help

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