Noah Wesley

Noah Wesley is a struggling writer from Mill's Basin, a quaint dairy town just south of Pillsbury. He owns two watches and has read more than five books. He is unmarried.

The Visit

11-10-22

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Hair

Hello.

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Mayor

Vote.

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Waffles

Billy.

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Resumé

Zutroy.

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Kenny Sharkman: Harpoon

Paprika.

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MAKE YOUR OWN NINJA TURTLE

“What do you mean you’ve never heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?” I shouted at the stupid girl in the pet store. It was all I could do to keep from knocking her down and stepping on her. How could she not have known? “There were four of them! Mutants! Turtles! Christ, the whole

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Kenny Sharkman: Hole Puncher

Holes.

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Stirrups

Oh.

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Mr. Turtle

Turtle.

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hot wiener picnic

Wiener

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man threatens to shoot a duck for fucking his wife

Deadbeat Duck: The Spice

Duck.

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Jimmy is cool

Son-In-Law

Hello.

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sex criminal hates meatloaf

Meatloaf

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meat man offer job to meat boy

Job Fair

Meat.

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