About Beef Carcass

Slice of Hell is way of life, but more than that it’s a website. I hope you come to like this website more than other websites. Other websites aren’t nearly as desperate.

MEET THE BEEF CARCASS TEAM

Noah Wesley is a struggling writer from Mill’s Basin, a quaint dairy town just south of Pillsbury. He owns two watches and has read more than five books. He is unmarried.

Read Noah’s blogs HERE.

Harvey Cracker is a dumpster man. His life is nonsense and his personal appearance is bullshit. Without this job he would surely be dead by now, his yellowed corpse eaten by beetles.

Read Harvey’s blogs HERE.

Duck is a duck. He doesn’t do much work around here, but he does sometimes force Noah to make shitty cartoons at gunpoint. He poops in the cupboard.

Read Duck’s blogs HERE.